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Old Man in the Park
29 May 09 Old Man in the Park
Once upon a time there was an old man named JOSEPH PILATES who would sit at the old SHOULDER BRIDGE park bench everyday as he ate his SQUISHY PEACH and BANANA dipped in MELTING CHOCOLATE with a GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
One day he SAW a BABOON with a pink rounded bottom chasing a HYENA with his TAIL DRAWN UNDERNEATH him running a HUNDRED miles an hour. JOSEPH, HALF ROLLED BACK whilst doing a SINGLE LEG STRETCH, tripped the BABOON over as the HYENA ran away laughing and TEASING the BABOON.
Next, a lady walked past with a DIAMOND NECKLACE, holding a SKANKY CAT and wearing a SEAL fur coat. JOSELPH was an anilmal lover and was angry, so he SIDE KICKED her into the lake. As she fell, she managed to do a SWAN DIVE into the water and went SWIMMING, BREASTSTROKE-stlye, away fromthe crazy man.
In a rage, JOSEPH PILATES yelled abuse, NODDING his head, rolling his ARMS IN CIRCLES, stopped BREATHING, ROLLED OVER and died.